1894-1974, American Comedian
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis, and I don't deserve that, either.
Jack Benny – [Confession]
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudential, but all I can say is: when I go, they go too.
Jack Benny – [Exaggeration]
It's not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause.
Jack Benny – [Speakers and Speaking]